Match Awards from Bayern Munich’s 3-2 disasterclass against VfL Bochum

Jersey Swap: Bochum

The entire Bochum team deserves recognition for their collective effort in rendering Bayern Munich useless. They effectively shut down one of the most powerful clubs in the world.

Der Kaiser: Alphonso Davies

Alphonso Davies receives this award because he is so vital to the team's setup that the team becomes dysfunctional without him. The board should prioritize keeping him by meeting his demands, as finding a replacement could be more expensive.

Der Fußballgott: Jamal Musiala

Jamal Musiala scored the goal that temporarily brought pleasure to Bayern fans before the team's quick descent. Musiala's finishing and decision-making could use some improvement.

Der Bomber: Mathys Tel

Mathys Tel shines as a productive joker once again. While Harry Kane and Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting were non-factors, Tel made a notable impact on the game.

Meister of the Match: No one

This match was so poor that no Bayern player deserved the Man of the Match award. There's no need to sugarcoat the bitterness of this defeat.